Crazy Driver

Today I was driving home from work and I saw this idiot driving down the road. He was eating food out of a bowl with a fork, and I swear while I was watching he put the fork in the bowl and picked up his cell phone and proceeded to text someone, it must have been 100 characters or more. All this time the guy is driving down the street in stop and go traffic. Then this is where it gets weird, the guy looks up into the rear view mirror and sees himself, only its me. Guilty as charged.