Beam me up Scotty!

Ever wondered what it would be like if we could transport matter from place to place? Like in Star Trek,

First off who would send the first human, and did they see "The Fly" because they should have if the didn't, and what about Charlie and the Chocolate factory, didn't that prove that matter shrinks when you send it by television? Well I guess if you get a new HD Widescreen from Sony you could get around this. Well here are some interesting uses,

-"You have Male", escort service.

-Criminals would use it to transport money from banks, so you would have to have a protective coating on your vault, terrorists would spray this protective coating on people so only half of them would transport.

-Boys would forever be popping into girls frat rooms, and reverse.

-Instant groceries, Damn, who left the milk out, now I have to push a button and get more.

-You would not have long lines of cars on bridges, there would be long lines of people waiting for their transporter time.

-OMG, if airlines loose luggage, would transporters loose small body parts, some of which are not meaningless.

-People would transport their garbage away, only where is away?

-You could make cool little mouse traps, but rats are to smart they would reconfigure the transporter to change their molecular structure so they resembled humans.

-Federal express, when you absolutely need there now !

-Distance dating would be meaningless, you could speed date with one date in each state, 3 minutes each is less than 3 hours, only it would not work in Alaska, its too cold up there (and not just because of Palin).

-Kids would transport to school, then to the Smithsonian institute, then to Washington DC, visit the moon and still be home to watch cartoons on TV.